Dear NASA,

Our "Saturday"
Originally uploaded by Kimmy Crack Corn.

Dear NASA,

You know those robotic arms that y'all use to repair the shuttle while you're up in zero gravity? Well I was just wondering, do you rent those to the general public?

You see, we've got this Prize Baby whose motto is "If I Can Reach It, I Can Wreck It," and so I'm thinking that a robotic arm would be very useful in preventive maintenance for my home. I could just sit on the couch and still keep him from destroying everything in his path. Don't worry, because of our status as state employees of Tennessee, we can pay top dollar. Please let us know.

We look forward to hearing from you soon and thank you in advance.

Sincerely,

Mother Goose

p.s. If you'd like to see more pictures of the Reach It/Wreck Baby, please click on the above photo.