Fun with a Gate & a Weight Correction

First, I must report that the doctors' office scale was wrong and indeed the Goose is heavier than 20 pounds. He's a full 22 pounds, people! Get excited.

Second, this post will detail his new favote past time ... SWINGING from the gate that blocks the stairs. Here's how it works, according to The Goose Himself:

The first thing you should do is pull up on the gate and smile at mom. If you look really cute (see above), then she'll then open the gate so that you can proceed to step 1 ...

Climb up the first few stairs.

Next, pull the gate closed:

At this point, mom will peer over the gate and say, "Be careful."

Then, launch yourself from the stairs while holding on to the top of the gate:

Now, SWING!

Then, DROP.

Can you guess what's next?

Start all over!