|Friday, May 4, 2012, 7:25 a.m.|
I'm convinced that this can explain a lot of things around our house and in the home in which I grew up. Besides the ability to ignore wailing children with head wounds, men also seem not to be able to find things they have lost. Enter a woman with her carefully-honed-peripheral-vision talent for finding small objects, and the object is found within minutes.
So, you see, Brian, this really isn't about you at all. It's more of a comment on gender differences in general than a criticism of our home life. In fact, when you have coffee after work, you're not half bad. And scootering to work in a tie is just the icing on the cake.