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What does Kimmy want for Mother's Day? A new jug of Clorox? A housekeeper? A girl?
Ixnay on the Irlgay. We. Are. Done.
A housekeeper would be nice, but there's all of that pre-cleaning work that stresses me out.
And we can buy our own Clorox, thank you very much.
How about diamond earrings or just Sleeping In? And I do NOT mean sleeping in with pitter pat combined with Dadshushing in the background.
Yes, maybe just straight up sleeping in and some sort of bacon-heavy breakfast would be nice.
Or diamond earrings.
Whichever is easiest.
Ixnay on the Irlgay. We. Are. Done.
A housekeeper would be nice, but there's all of that pre-cleaning work that stresses me out.
And we can buy our own Clorox, thank you very much.
How about diamond earrings or just Sleeping In? And I do NOT mean sleeping in with pitter pat combined with Dadshushing in the background.
Yes, maybe just straight up sleeping in and some sort of bacon-heavy breakfast would be nice.
Or diamond earrings.
Whichever is easiest.
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