And then we kept having this discussion about hair getting in eyes. So, then we learned a lesson about why you don't go to Great Clips in a strip mall.
Because if you ask for a trim, it might end up like this:
Dorky to the max. It was OVER his ears and what are those bangs?!!?!?!
So then Mama convinces you that maybe perhaps possibly you might enjoy looking like a SOLDIER!
And voila! The dad delivereth this: