Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The Big Man


I have sunk to a new level in disciplinary practice. I've been talking about The Big Man Up North (not to be confused with The Big Man Upstairs -- I've turned to him too, but mostly for my own sake).

You know, The Big Man, right? The one who is all-seeing and all-knowing. It's August, yes, but I've done it out of sheer desperation.

His response: "Mama, if he sees everything I do, then he sees you too. YOU better watch out."

Indeed.


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