I looked it up, and it's true: Children who use chopsticks successfully before they're two are automatically considered geniuses. So what if it's just using one of them to pierce a piece of tofu?
Especially if they aren't even Asian.
Dumptrucks are a sign of an inclination toward the fields of mechanical engineering, entrepreneurship, or construction management.
Learning to say "stick" (listen: "teek!"), "eat," and "bottle" are signs of an interest in corpus linguistics, speech therapy, or random nomenclature analysis.
Learning to imitate Mama when she's at the end of her rope is a sign of normality, apparently. Trust me, I've looked it up. I've looked it all up. I think that's my problem.
Well, I'm off to the library ...
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