Me: Is there anything you wanna talk about?
John: You mean, besides buttholes?
Me: Right.
John: Nope.
To my first on his 14th, 15th, and 16th
Dear John, Happy Sweet 16th, sweet boy. You are now taller than me and your dad. You can pick me up. You have a job. You built a motorized b...
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Dear John, Happy Sweet 16th, sweet boy. You are now taller than me and your dad. You can pick me up. You have a job. You built a motorized b... -
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1 comment:
Where does he come up with this stuff!?! I fell out laughing in my chair on this one!
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