He won "Puppy," whose carotid artery exploded on my yoga mat the very next day -- sending small white pellets everywhere. We tried bandaids, but we couldn't stop the bleeding. But then the neighbor brought over an Optimus Prime mask and Puppy was left to bleed to death, alone in the laundry room. The Optimus Prime mask is really cool though.
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