Tuesday, August 06, 2013
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
The Approach of 3rd Grade
Today John and I had a "Mom & John" day in celebration of his next-to-last day of summer. He chose mini golf, go karts, and an arcade, and I went along with it just as contentedly as you might expect. My only requirement was that we eat sushi first, which he happily agreed to.
After sushi, we went to our usual mini-golf place near our house, but it was closed. Not sure if it's because it's Tuesday or because it was raining, but this left me with Dramatic Devastation Boy.
So we went home and googled it and found that, of course, there's another location not too far -- in fact, conveniently located right beside Shopryland. I winced at the location but pushed onward.
First, we played mini golf, and I got creamed, which, surprisingly, is pretty common when I am forced to compete in even quasi-athletic endeavors. Not that golf is quasi ... just sayin'.
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| Yes, he got one. #isthisreallymykid? |
Next, we attempted to have a go-kart race, but it was still raining, and the track was temporarily shut down.
As a result, we ended up playing in the arcade, where I gave him $8 in quarters (because he's 8 -- his suggestion). He played a racing game and several other borderline-casino-type electronic thingies (not that I would know anything about casinos; I have only seen commercials of course), and these produced minimal tickets.
And then we found the ski ball lanes. I have always loved ski ball, and this one was only 25 cents per game.
I played and got a few tickets. John played and got none. So, I marched my entitled butt up to the attendant (who had already made a bad impression by refusing to honor my "really old coupons" -- "so old they were posted online under different management." She finally agreed to give us $1 off instead of the printed $2 off for each mini-golf game.) Said attendant asked if it happened to be the "middle" ski ball lane. It was. "That one's tickets get stuck," she said, and it was then I knew our rainy-day luck had changed.
She abandoned the register, grabbed a special key, and followed us to the game. She opened the ticket-container door, and walked us through the repair: The tickets had dis-engaged from the spitter-outter shoot, and so she had to guide them back in the right direction. She then informed us that the game would first distribute all earned-to-date tickets that had not been claimed, then give us ours, and then reset itself. She walked away while the machine regurgitated not one not three not five but SIX hundred unclaimed tickets. Obviously, there are WAY too many Nashville tourists who are not standing up for themselves.
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| John was mildly amused. |
We continued playing. The machine still seemed to be settling up old debts, and we ended up with an obscene amount of tickets.
When it was all said and done, John walked away with loads of candy, two squirt guns, and a pair of fuzzy dice.
Then we came home and realized that we have no school supplies, which are traditionally delivered at the "Sneak-A-Peak" event that occurs the night before the first day of school (which is tomorrow). I work 7:30 to 3:30 tomorrow and S-a-P starts at 4 p.m.
Surprisingly, fuzzy dice, squirt guns, and candy are not on the 3rd grade supply list, but then again, neither is having fun. After all, 3rd grade is when test scores start to matter.
Oh well, at least we purchased the fun.
OUS,
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013
The Mountain Trip
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
In Which John Sniffs Out a Prized Possession
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| Just another day at the office for the big one. For the little, it's huge. |
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| The Happy Couple |
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
A Night-Nightmare
Warning: This is a post that might make grandmothers cry, so if you need to be at a social event within the next half hour, maybe wait and read this later.
Yesterday, the unthinkable happened. Sam lost his lovey, which is named Night Night. He and I literally turned the house upside down to no avail. The couch is the last place we remember him having it.
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| The couch, post Night Night search & rescue |
So, for the first time in at least 3 years, Sam went to bed without his blanket. As I lay there beside him, rubbing his back while he sobbed quietly, I racked my brain. (Side note: In case you're wondering about that spelling of the word rack, you can set your mind at ease -- "rack" is right (as opposed to "wrack") -- see: http://www.dailywritingtips.com/wracking-or-racking-your-brain/). We had looked outside, inside, everywhere. I even went into his bin of infant memorabilia thinking that perhaps I had saved a piece if it after one of the times when we hacked it into pieces (due to filth and choking-hazard potential). I went through the laundry, dirty & clean. I looked under beds, between mattress & box spring, between mattress & headboard/footboard, and under all couch cushions & both couches. I looked in the pantry, freezer, refrigerator, toy box, Lego, marble track , and Lincoln Log bins. I even looked up the chimney.
I considered the Security Blanket Grim Reaper possibility. But even the Grim Reaper would be repulsed by Night Night.
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| Sam & Night Night (before NN was clipped into smaller pieces) |
I'm not sure who is sadder, me or Sam. I'm sad because it's one of the last vestiges of his babyhood. I'm also sad because he hardly slept last night. Sam is sad because he has nothing to suck on and sleep with and jam down his throat when he feels insecure. I suggested a thumb, the sheet, his quilt, my night shirt, etc., and he dutifully tried all of them with WAY more enthusiasm than he has ever shown about new foods, but none could replace Night Night. So he cried for awhile, and then stopped and stared into space, the way we all do when we're lying in the bed, tired of crying, and numbed by sadness.
Tonight we'll likely begin the begin the search anew. I promised him we would keep looking, but after today, I can't bear to keep his hopes up. In my rational mind, I know that this is good -- he is 3.5 and already goes all day at school without it (including naps). But my mommy mind says: Keep Looking, as if it's my child who's lost, and not just a scrap of stinky, dirty fabric that we all affectionately refer to as "Yuck Yuck," whose owner even once said was, "too disgusting to take into Chick-fil-A" (the same CfA in Alabama where he threw up immediately after walking through the front door).
Wish us luck.
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